If there is one question I detest more than "Halloween's over! Are you excited for Christmas?" it's "Oh, you're a writer? That means you're doing NaNoWriMo, right?" *takes deep, highly exaggerated breath* I am a writer and I hate NaNoWriMo. I know, I know. But before you come at me with mugs full of hot tea and freshly-sharpened pencils, hear me out. It...
